Well, you’ve come to the right spot because these knee puns are guaranteed to have you cracking up! Whether you’re a patient on the road to recovery from surgery and could use some cheering up, or simply a person who enjoys a good pun, knee puns are more than they seem.
Amazingly, the average individual’s knees are estimated to bend approximately 1.5 million times a year! That’s a whole lot of knee humor opportunities! As a joke collector for years, I can assure you that there’s something strangely pleasing about a good knee pun.
Knee Surgery Puns
- “Just remember, physical therapy is crucial to full recovery.”
- “Knee surgery? ORTHO, you thought!”
- “No BONES about it, you’re the bees KNEES.”
- “Knee-deep to say, get well soon.”
- “We’re gonna KNEED-dle you until you get better!”
- “Is that music coming from your leg? Sounds like a harmon-KNEE.”
- “Still feeling foggy after surgery? Must be the an-KNEE-sthesia.”1
- “Your swollen knee looks like a cartoon. No, not that knee, Disney.”
- “You haven’t had growing pains yet? You need to hurry up!”
- “You have to get a knee operation, ortho, you thought.”
- “I think my knees are getting stronger, after all is said and done.”
- “After going jogging so much, my knees feel ancient, like they are going run-cid.”
Bee’s Knees Puns
- “You’re the bees’ knees, honey!”
- “I don’t mean to drone on, but you’re the bees’ knees.”
- “You’re un-bee-lievably fantastic, the bees knees for sure!”
- “Life with you is the bees’ knees – simply un-bee-lievable.”
- “You’re the pollen to my bee, the bees knees of my life.”
- “You’re un-bee-lievably sweet, definitely the bees knees.”
- “You’re the bees’ knees, no sting attached!”
- “You’re un-bee-lievably charming, the true definition of the bees knees.”
- “You’re un-bee-lievably funny, the bees knees of humor!”
- “You’re un-bee-lievably kind, the bees knees of compassion.”
Knee Surgery Jokes One Liners
- “I need you to stop making bad puns.”
- “My knee surgery was a joint decision.”
- “I’m a big fan of your patella-tive care.”
- “I’m feeling keen for speed.”
- “My knee’s favorite band is The Bee Gees – it loves disco.”
- “I’m having a re-knee-sance after my surgery.”
- “I’m on the road to re-knee-very.”
- “My knee’s a big fan of wordplay – it’s quite the pun-dit.”
- “I need to take it easy for a while.”
- “My knee’s got a great sense of humor.”
- “I hope my knee doesn’t give up on me during the marathon. It’s my Achilles’ knee-l.”
- “I’m not sure if I can handle this situation on my own. I think I need your help.”
- “I blew out my knee skateboarding; it was a real knee-slapper of an injury.”
- “My knee’s been feeling a bit patellar than usual lately.”
- “I’m trying to stay positive during my recovery.”
- “My knee’s been through a lot, but it’s still standing – well, sort of.”
- “I’m working on my re-knee-forcement exercises.”
- “My knee’s been giving me a lot of grief – it’s quite the kneesayer.”
- “I’m hoping for a swift re-knee-val from this injury.”
- “My knee’s been acting like a real drama queen – it loves the spot-knee-light.”
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Knee Replacement Puns
- “I’m on the ‘mend-knee’ after my surgery!”
- “My knee surgery went ‘knee-tastically’ well!”
- “Time to ‘knee-lax’ and recover from surgery!”
- “I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes, his knee is killing him!”
- “That was so bad, it was knee-jerk funny.”
- “My knee hurts, that’s no fallacy, need some ice therapy.”
- “Feeling weak? Don’t be blue, get your knee checked at the doctor’s, boo hoo.”
- “Knee-tastic day to you, my friend, hope your happiness will never end.”
- “Life is full of ups and downs, just like kneecaps in clown towns.”
- “My knees told me they wanted a raise, but I had to put my foot down.”
knee-slapping puns
- “Knee-haw, partner, here’s the fi-knee-st list of funny puns about knees.”
- “Just remember, physical therapy is crucial to full recovery.”
- “No BONES about it, you’re the bees KNEES.”
- “KKnee-deepto say, get well soon.”
- “We’re gonna KNEED-dle you until you get better!”
- “Is that music coming from your leg? Sounds like a harmon-KNEE.”
- “Still feeling foggy after the knee operation? Must be the an-knee-sthetic.”
- “Your swollen knee looks like a cartoon. No, not that knee, Disney.”
- “You haven’t had growing pains yet? You need to hurry up!”
- “You have to get a knee operation, ortho, you thought.”
- “I think my knees are getting stronger, after all is said and done.”
- “After going jogging so much, my knees feel ancient, like they are going run-cid.”
- “There’s more ran meets the eye to my little knees.”
- “I went for a run and dislocated my knee again. It’s like ground-jog day.”
- “Winning the relay race is a joint effort!”
- “Your knee has a great sense of humor!”
- “I hope my knee doesn’t give up on me during the marathon. It’s my Achilles’ knee-l.”
- “I need to take a break from work and go for a walk.”
- “I’m not sure if I can handle this situation on my own. I think I need your help.”
- “I blew out my knee skateboarding; it was a knee-slapper of an injury.”
Conclusion
I hope these knee puns put a smile on your face! From surgery recovery jokes to one-liners you can tell your orthopedist, knee jokes do cover a lot of ground. Remember, laughter is often the best medicine—even if it makes your stitches hurt a little.
The next time you’re blue or someone is recovering from knee surgery, whip out one of these puns and see the mood lift immediately. I mean, what’s the fun of living if you can’t bend a little and laugh at yourself? Now go out there and spread some knee-slapping humor!
